@JeremyKCMO: You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic
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@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...
@totmessmom: We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously.
@Storminika: Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words "Me too"?
@VerbsRProudest: I have a draft that just says "rhino!" & I cannot even wrap my brain around why I thought that would make sense.