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@pixelatedboat: You (dumb, hasn't seen Fight Club): If I buy things I'll be happy
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I'm going to punch someone in a basement

You (dumb, hasn’t seen Fight Club): If I buy things I’ll be happy
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement

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