@Storminika: You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?
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@SufficientCharm: I put my pants on like everyone else.... After sex. Ha just kidding. I don't have sex, or pants.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance.