@zero3_benz: You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
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@notalogin: Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly.
@iYoungKhalifa: Saw a man at the beach screaming, "SAVE ME..I'm drowning". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned "1 like = 100 prayers" on facebook..!!
@Jake_Vig: BOSS: Don't just stand there. ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies.
@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover