@alldrolledup: You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you
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@TheCatWhisprer: I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.
@Loli_Sug: Me: Can you bring me a burrito Him: you want me to come over? Me: no. I want a burrito to come over.
@geowizzacist: My 4yo: Let's play a game! Me: Is it you throw toys around the house and I pick them up? 4: No. Yes.