@alldrolledup: You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you
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@roggyie: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.
@JamieGreenlees: I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
@5oulhealer: When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead.
@KyleMcDowell86: *police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*