@alldrolledup: You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you
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@Mickey_McCauley: For every hour that passes without payment, I will teach another hostage "Wonderwall" on acoustic guitar and release him back to you
@OhHiAlyPie: Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT
@Dawn_M_: Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
@xofreckles: You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?