@jctwritesstuff: You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?
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@murrman5: [me yelling to the cameraman from cops as I get taken away] edit the part out where I tried to do a flip
@TheNardvark: If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with "Portmanteau."
@Parker_Simpson: Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg...