@jctwritesstuff: You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?
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@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
@LindaInDisguise: After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do.
@rachelaxler: it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations.