@jctwritesstuff: You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?
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@rynbtmn: None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern.
@Rollinintheseat: It's like nobody at this restaurant appreciates my dramatic reading of the menu.
@LizHackett: I miss the days before the internet, when you didn't know some person's every awful thought until they died and you cleaned out their attic.
@MatCro: GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.