@timdonakowski: You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food.
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@KateWhineHall: Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.
@eat_pray_liv: Outkast: Ok now ladies! Me: Yeah??! OK: I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior! Me: *slowly incurs $18.37 in overdue library fees*
@iamspacegirl: If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt