@timdonakowski: You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food.
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@williamsonnier: Take that seed. Yes that one Burn it. Now crunch it up. More. Now pour this hot water on it. Let me drink that. It's good. Name it "coffee"
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.