@Adar79Angie: You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine.
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@Tmoney68: I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero.
@DCpierson: I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
@kentgrossarth: 'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?' Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?' 'Who?' Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'
@BlindChow: "I want to put a baby in you," I whisper to the microwave over the sound of the infant crying next door.