@ella__fraser: You give great word of mouth
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@9to5Life: "911, what's your emergency?" "My kids are being jerks." "Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here." "Are you gonna send help?" "..."
@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@WhiskeySoured: If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood.
@BigBagOfScum: And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids.