@JohnHilsen: You gotta admit that humans are the ultimate #1 lifeform because we're essentially half mermaid but we also have legs for kicking and stuff.
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@bingowings14: [creating the Octopus] Angel: How about a spider in a wetsuit? God: Weird but I like it. Make it edible.
@MarlonBrandNO: Me: I have Schrödinger like reflexes "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" Me: Yes and No.
@Reverend_Scott: Wolverine: [more mad than usual] I woke up today ON THE ROOF Prof. X: [glares at Magneto] Magneto: OH SURE IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME
@KeetPotato: me: "no ill just have it here thanks" bartender: [looks at my wife then back at me] wife: "on the rocks means with ice keith"