@AndyAsAdjective: You gotta hand it to him. Otherwise, we can't finish this relay race.
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@iLikeCatShirts: Me [trying to get respect from my family after eating 12 hotdogs] how many more hotdogs do I need to eat before you respect me? Mom: we just want you to get a job. Give me the *sound of a struggle* hotdogs
@TheNaique: Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits.