@PunkHistory: "You gotta keep 'em separated!" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry.
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@Kyle_Lippert: My ex and I would role play from time to time. She would dress up as a teacher and call my mother to tell her that I ate the Crayons again.
@jaslakhmna: The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!
@joeljeffrey: You know you're old when you start telling people how much cheaper things used to be.
@Dirty_Naomi: Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.