@bazecraze: You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs.
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@FillWerrell: I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
@KeetPotato: [inventing humans] god: "they should have complete control of their tongue" angel: "um ok" god: "let me finish.. except when using scissors"
@Kyle_Lippert: There are 5 things I really hate: 1) Racists. 2) People who can't spell. 3) Math 4) Whyte people