@bazecraze: You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs.
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@SoVeryBritish: Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"
@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
@shimmala: My kids are gonna be super disappointed when they find out sweet talk involves no exchange of tangible confectionary goods.