@bazecraze: You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs.
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@dance_blessed: "You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have." -Maya Angelou
@AsgardianRose: In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said "You're the Obi Wan for me" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience.
@TeaAndCopy: ME: I hate owls [Owl turns his head 180°] OWL: What? ME: Oh I didn't see you there OWL: Are you talking behind my back? ME: I'm…I'm not sure
@PeteSnacks: Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss.