@bazecraze: You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs.
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@KimmyMonte: Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger.
@errhmagerd: I'm in an abusive relationship. controlling, manipulative, overbearing, demanding. it's for his own good.
@BooFricketyHoo: I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants.