@: You gotta Snapchat, dm, and text your girl all @ the same time. That way if you piss her off in 1 convo, you still have two lives left.
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@TheSharona06: Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you.
@rockymomax: [swimming] friend: shark! me: relax, you’re more likely to be killed by a bus than killed than by a shark shark: *driving out of control bus into the ocean* me: well I’ll be damned
@Elizasoul80: Does anyone ever put a chip with too much dip on it into their mouth, then shove a second chip in there to even out the chip to dip ratio?