@: You gotta Snapchat, dm, and text your girl all @ the same time. That way if you piss her off in 1 convo, you still have two lives left.
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@BGH70: The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, "zip up your pants and go see HR now!"
@mostunladylike: Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt.
@awkwardphilippe: PRIEST: does anyone object to this marriage ME: (clearing throat) BRIDE: GROOM: PRIEST: ME: i accidentally swallowed a Lego just now