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@UncleDuke1969: “You gotta try the lobs-”
- I’ll should tell you…
“Yes?”
- We’re not having sex.
“OK.”
- What were you saying?
“The chicken here’s great.”

“You gotta try the lobs-”
– I’ll should tell you…
“Yes?”
– We’re not having sex.
“OK.”
– What were you saying?
“The chicken here’s great.”

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