@famouscrab: you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous
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@NYC_Blonde: Why do grocery stores double-bag everything? Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong?
@SirEviscerate: Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
@KentWGraham: Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
@Spiritsoko: Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down