@FreshTerritory: You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my "wine glasses".
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@CoopSoSarc: I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?
@Kendragarden: I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."
@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.