@MisterBombay: You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?
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@hiitsgabrielle: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.
@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?