@MisterBombay: You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?
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@ambamthankyamam: I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
@Death_Buddy: I keep a chalk outline of myself drawn outside my house so any murderers think, "dang, someone's already got the murdering covered here"
@J_Dazzle76: Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it.