@LindaInDisguise: You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard.
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@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
@yaboybillnye: Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm
@Stap_Jr: I’ve seen enough movies to know that when you wake up in a hospital bed, you rip all the cords off because you’ve got work to do.