@Sailsman777: You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is "to die from."
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@TheAlexNevil: "The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."
@NamestartswithZ: My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers.
@causticbob: Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.