@Sailsman777: You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is "to die from."
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@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.
@Thynebear: Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe
@Dani_Feld: I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets.