@Alex_LaVallee: You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TwatWaffler69: Wife: "they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!" Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?
@notalogin: With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food.
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines
@BeardSpice: BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS