@Alex_LaVallee: You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?
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@cbdoubleu: Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes.
@HlaoRoo: Remember when you used Twitter to update friends & family on where you were, & what you were doing? Yeah, me neither.
@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.