@shkeeber: You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren.
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@AntF3ltz: When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo.
@murrman5: "when people say different color bell peppers taste different" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Are you good at making snap decisions?" *20 minutes later* Me: "No."
@ShanaRose21: I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago.