@shkeeber: You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren.
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@That_Damn_Duck: If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk.
@david8hughes: [painting a picture of the last supper] "Who's that?" "Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?" "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
@QwertyJones3: Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent.