@Tbone7219: You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?
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@rachelle_mandik: people say they're "over the moon" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@Whitnuts: I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall.
@TheAlexNevil: Boss: What are you doing here on a Saturday?? Me (eating leftovers from fridge): ...reports.