@Tbone7219: You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?
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@TexasHickspanic: The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator.
@iamspacegirl: [after blowing out all the candles on my cake] him: Did you wish for world peace again? me: haha of course. *A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*
@mattZillaaaa: Only take relationship advice from people who have really healthy relationships. So, no one