@birbigs: You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games.
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@truegritrumble: ME: I'm allergic to suggestions. FRIEND: You should get that checked out. ME: *swelling up like a balloon* You're not the boss of me.
@kwkorpi: My dog just winked at me, and now I'm wondering just exactly what the two of us are keeping from the rest of the family.