@jake_lach: You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs
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@audipenny: *carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*
@jonnysun: *sees sister's facebook post that her dog died* how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her *clicks sad face button* perfect
@Henry_3k: You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to "sit".