@jake_lach: You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs
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@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind
@dumbbeezie: After 8 years of research and an obscene amount of funding, we have determined that bat shit is no crazier than any other shit
@HatfieldAnne: And when I looked back, there were no footprints in the sand at all. What kind of beach are you running here?