@jake_lach: You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs
@novicefather: My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?
@samalmightysam: Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat.
@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one
@causticbob: My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
@Izianikapani: How did my operation go Doc?
Omg I've only got half a colon?