@UncleBob56: You had me at "Bathes regularly".
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@QwertyJones3: "What are you doing tonight?" Gonna smoke some Herb. "Nice." -guys who work in a crematorium
@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.
@Dawn_M_: They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*
@Scdavis24: I emailed my ex-girlfriend "Are you still alive" and she emailed back "No" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell.