@UncleBob56: You had me at "Bathes regularly".
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@DeepDarkFear: "Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song." - Indians
@SondraDeeMe: If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF.
@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best