@Shelts99: You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'
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@Sarcasticsapien: People in love use phrases like "takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder.
@barfolishus: My cat just meowed and it sounded like he said "ugh" and I've never agreed with him more
@noog: "I think that kid's a robot" What? "Look at his mouth" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* "That's exactly what a robot would say"