@Shelts99: You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'
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@KateWhineHall: Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.
@dlockw21: In my experience, people who say "I'm not trying to be difficult," don't really seem to be trying all that hard.
@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@apollilaire: hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair