@_youhadonejob1: You Had One Job!
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@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
@IGotsSmarts: She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.
@chuuew: Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security