@_youhadonejob1: You Had One Job!
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@WheelTod: [Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight
@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.
@TattleTSister: Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around.