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@jwoodham: "You have a date? With who?"
[Sees a fishing boat]
"Uh, her name is Net..."
[Sees someone with a booger]
"Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."

“You have a date? With who?”
[Sees a fishing boat]
“Uh, her name is Net…”
[Sees someone with a booger]
“Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit.”

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