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@PeachyPixel8: You have tattoos and curves?

*unbuttons pants*

You're also batshit crazy?

*takes off pants*

You listen to Paramore?

*puts on clothes*

You have tattoos and curves?

*unbuttons pants*

You’re also batshit crazy?

*takes off pants*

You listen to Paramore?

*puts on clothes*

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