@envydatropic: You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now.
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@seamussaid: teaching my 1yo daughter to shout "Mike Wazowski!" every time someone opens a closet door
@leannuh_renay: I formerly apologize to my mother for any and everything that follows that she inevitably won’t approve of. #TheFirstLineInMyAutobiography
@AtticusFinch79: <gets on elevator > Pushes all the buttons Hugs everyone Prays out loud that we're not going to die Gets off at the 2nd floor Laughs