@envydatropic: You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now.
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@weinerdog4life: As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit
@AngelaEhh: My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates.
@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
@EJGomez: bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking