@Lpbinder: You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish.
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@TheTweetOfGod: "God is good all the time!" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes.
@Fazio_N: You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.