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@Jake_Vig: YOU: I murdered someone.

YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you.

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YOU: I murdered someone.

YOUR CAT: Me too.

YOU: I murdered someone.

YOUR DOG: I’m totally cool with that. I love you.

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YOU: I murdered someone.

YOUR CAT: Me too.

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