@HatfieldAnne: You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won’t unstop. Don’t look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God.
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@WheelTod: [Date] Him: I don't trust myself round you Her(flirting): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you were in the restroom
@CourtneyBale: "Excuse me, do you validate parking?" I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none.