@HatfieldAnne: You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won’t unstop. Don’t look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God.
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@krisv_723: If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee
@OneFunnyMummy: The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered.