@jollyrobber: You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it.
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@VolatileVani: I'm outside my kid's door, listening to him and his friends rank hot moms & I'm apparently second so now I guess I have to kill Billy's mom.
@fabulouscop: *man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* "are you expecting a child?" "no thats from all the beer"