@jollyrobber: You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it.
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@kristygee: I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question.
@miss_foofoo: I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable.
@WilliamRodgers: Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don't have Cancer! Me: So it's working...
@AminaMarx: update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared