@jollyrobber: You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it.
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@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
@KentWGraham: It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
@JumpingJesusH: If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough.
@sip_at_home_mom: Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda.