@jollyrobber: You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it.
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@AnOrangeSNES: HER: My daughter is named Nevaeh which is heaven spelled backwards. ME: *Phone rings* Hold on my son Elohssa is calling
@WheelTod: Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: "Who the hell are you?!"
@envydatropic: I had a friend call to say they're on their way over. I couldn't think of an excuse fast enough to tell them I'm not home after I told them I was home when I answered the call. The moral of the story? Don't answer the phone. Ever.