@deathoftheparty: you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes "sexual" the rest of the boys all agree that he is
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@mortimermaiden: Realtor: This house has a great location Me: But what's the square doggage? Realtor: What Me: *rubbing my temples* How many dogs can it fit?
@Smethanie: My 8-year-old just offered me leftover cashews from his lunch, asking "Do you want these nuts?" and I'm not mature enough to be a parent.