@JVarsityCaptain: You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you.
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@TravLeBlanc: I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life.
@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
@TheTalkingPipe: They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.