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@hipchkk: You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead?

Don't touch my fries.

You know how moray eels can’t let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they’re dead?

Don’t touch my fries.

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