@NicestHippo: You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like "Screw it let's just move?" That's why we're exploring space
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@sarcasticmommy4: Summer vacation would probably be a little more relaxing if these kids were vacationing somewhere else.
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires.
@VaguelyFunnyDan: The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment.
@WilliamAder: Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree.