@TheTweetOfGod: You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you.
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@Fred_Delicious: To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0
@KevinFarzad: It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering "What is your greatest weakness?"
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