@kathybotteas: You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?
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@Sarcasmo718: When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house and watch him check the mailbox for scripts.
@XplodingUnicorn: I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead
@kevinrowe1: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.