@ericacanrant: You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze.
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@Amber_duds: For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens.
@RappaRick: "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
@OilCan314: I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair.