@ericacanrant: You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze.
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@JRobb773: My retirement plan is to live in the cargo hold of a ship and spend all my time convincing the sailors I'm a ghost haunting them.
@thomaswhitehead: London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets.
@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.