@PrettyInCamo11: You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one
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@garthinkingcap: Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah "Loofifer."
@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
@realHamOnWry: I have to admit that while kids are a great gift I still prefer to play with the box they came in.
@FaisalAdam_: This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform...