@TheAlexNevil: You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s!!
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@TwatWaffler69: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.
@Jam453Lane: When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house.
@primawesome: This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up.
@baconacid: Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money