@TheAlexNevil: You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s!!
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@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@aveuaskew: For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive.
@StevenKJohnson: Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms.