@TheAlexNevil: You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s!!
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@leechee420: You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose "creepy weird dude."
@joeljeffrey: I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go.
@MonkeyHeadNeb: [lost at sea] Me: *sees giant shark* yeah, we're gonna - Movie nerd: NEED A BIGGER BOAT?! Me: - die.