@MunkMania: You know shit's getting real when someone bets their glass eye at the neighborhood poker game.
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@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
@djdarrellripley: Me: OMG, I haven't seen you in so long! Her: We've never met. Me: That long huh?
@cool_pond: replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground
@mostunladylike: *holds pen ready* "How many zeros in one million?" "Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*