@MunkMania: You know shit's getting real when someone bets their glass eye at the neighborhood poker game.
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@Swain_Train47: Is "asking for a friend" just a way people can nonchalantly ask a question while making it seem like someone else asked? Asking for a friend
@ArfMeasures: [Looking at plans for building Rome] ME: How long will it take u? BUILDER [shrugs] A day at most ME: Are u sure?! B: Yeah easy, trust me
@dumbbeezie: If commercials want people to look at them they should all start with the sound of a phone vibrating