@sass_slinger: You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people.
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@aveuaskew: Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering "You look fat in those pants".
@Goofpoops: Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers.
@OhHiAlyPie: *bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP