@NYC_Blonde: You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That's what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address
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@TheTweetOfGod: Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not.
@nbadag: [moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL
@Pierre__4: The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different
@Lisabug74: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.