@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
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@Tierno158: Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife.
@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
@Book_Krazy: Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER