@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
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@dafloydsta: *tear runs down cheek "Why are all these people dead on the inside?" "Sir, this is a morgue."
@ddsmidt: I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.