@sammyrhodes: You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
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@my_boy_joey: I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle.
@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building
@TheAlexNevil: Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win
@ParentNormal: VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year